“The world is what it has become . . . .”
Violent Crawley reports the news:
College admissions scandal: Rich parents caught paying thousands to get kids into UNF
Thanks, Shahid Khan, for the HRO
Howard Stern beats Kanje West to win Democratic nomination in 2020
Lenny Curry proposes ‘prudent’ statue for JaxPort
Angela Corey to prosecute Keith Haring’s Ghost
Parthenon Coming to the Shipyards
Pam Stewart to Test Dead Students
Florida: the Drama Queen State
You Can’t Go Home Again, Matt Shirk
Matt Shirk reenacts “Truly, Madly, Deeply”
Fear Factor Comes to Nassau County
Golden Calf To Go Up at Bradford County Courthouse
Shahid Khan Commits Sports Bigamy
Fox News Hires George Zimmerman
State Legislature Bans Headlights
Jesse Jackson Admits Misspeak: Meant To Say ‘Doofus’
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Eliza Haywood, erotica editor
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The Witipedist
Ethiopian Restaurant Leaves Patron Speaking in Tongues
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Jonathan Swift’s Ghost, founder
Jonathan Swift’s Ghost arrested
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Dr. Tristan Voltaire, Ph.D., editor
Ronnie Fussell: “I say, we will have no more marriages”
Angela Strassheim’s “Janine Eight Months Pregnant”
Our beloved Maggie McDonald has passed away
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