“The world is what it has become . . . .”

Violent Crawley reports the news:


College admissions scandal: Rich parents caught paying thousands to get kids into UNF

Thanks, Shahid Khan, for the HRO

Trump Endorses Hillary

Howard Stern beats Kanje West to win Democratic nomination in 2020

Lenny Curry proposes ‘prudent’ statue for JaxPort

Angela Corey to prosecute Keith Haring’s Ghost

Drug Test Professors

Parthenon Coming to the Shipyards

Pam Stewart to Test Dead Students

Florida: the Drama Queen State

Bipolar Vortex

Give Me Your Dogmatic

You Can’t Go Home Again, Matt Shirk

Matt Shirk reenacts “Truly, Madly, Deeply”

Fear Factor Comes to Nassau County

Slim Whitman

Slate Retracts ‘Average’

Golden Calf To Go Up at Bradford County Courthouse

Neo-Confederates Take Capitol

Shahid Khan Commits Sports Bigamy

Fox News Hires George Zimmerman

State Legislature Bans Headlights

Twinkies Defense

IRS Harasses Jax Group

Jesse Jackson Admits Misspeak: Meant To Say ‘Doofus’


Eliza Haywood, erotica editor


Fifty Shades of M & Ms 





The Witipedist


Ethiopian Restaurant Leaves Patron Speaking in Tongues

Maxwell Coffee Smell

The Camel Rider

Slim Whitman Saved Humanity


Dandee Foods


Jonathan Swift’s Ghost, founder

Unknown-1 Jonathan Swift’s Ghost arrested





Dr. Tristan Voltaire, Ph.D., editor


Ronnie Fussell: “I say, we will have no more marriages”

Angela Strassheim’s “Janine Eight Months Pregnant”

Our beloved Maggie McDonald has passed away


Beach Brawl Video ‘Viral’?

Liberty Valance

Balkanized Jaxonpool


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