“The world is what it has become . . . .”

Violent Crawley reports the news:

College admissions scandal: Rich parents caught paying thousands to get kids into UNF

Lenny Curry proposes ‘prudent’ statue for JaxPort

Angela Corey to prosecute Keith Haring’s Ghost

Drug Test Professors

Pam Stewart to Test Dead Students

Bipolar Vortex

Give Me Your Dogmatic

You Can’t Go Home Again, Matt Shirk

Matt Shirk reenacts “Truly, Madly, Deeply”

Fear Factor Comes to Nassau County

Slate Retracts ‘Average’

Golden Calf To Go Up at Bradford County Courthouse

Twinkies Defense

IRS Harasses Jax Group..

Eliza Haywood, erotica editor

Fifty Shades of M & Ms 

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The Witipedist

Ethiopian Restaurant Leaves Patron Speaking in Tongues

Maxwell Coffee Smell

The Camel Rider

Dandee Foods

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Jonathan Swift’s Ghost, founder

 Jonathan Swift’s Ghost arrested

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Dr. Tristan Voltaire, Ph.D., editor

Ronnie Fussell: “I say, we will have no more marriages”

Angela Strassheim’s “Janine Eight Months Pregnant”

Obamaburgh

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