Privatize the sewers

3/12/12, No. 24 @Jaxonpool _______ Privatize the sewers:  Welcome to my world, where all things should be privatized.  Recently the Continue reading →

Emigrate to the off-world colony

3/9/12, No. 23 @Jaxonpool _______ Emigrate to the off-world colony:  Yesterday on First Coast Connect, Melissa Ross’s radio call-in program, Continue reading →

WJCT suppresses free speech

3/4/12, No. 22 @Jaxonpool _______ WJCT suppresses free speech:  The other day I was on First Coast Connect, Melissa Ross’s Continue reading →

A modest proposal for Donna Deegan

2/12/12, No. 21 @Jaxonpool _______ A modest proposal for Donna Deegan:  Please pass this letter along to Donna Deegan, I Continue reading →

Feed me, Seymour!

2/9/12, No. 20 @Jaxonpool _______ Feed me, Seymour!  Jan. 26th your front page headline read “Planting maps reflect more heat: Continue reading →

Send Angela Corey to the moon

2/2/12, No. 19 @Jaxonpool _______ Please pass this letter along to your columnist, Ron Littlepage: I am writing to complain Continue reading →

Waiting for Mr. Potter

1/26/12, No. 18 @Jaxonpool _______ Waiting for Mr. Potter: As your favorite amateur controversialist, I am weighing in, to make Continue reading →

Why swales aren’t funny

1/16/12, No. 17 @Jaxonpool _______ Why swales aren’t funny:  Tree-huggers-turned-swale-lovers have installed a bioswale on the parkway in front of Continue reading →