‘Jonathan Swift’s Ghost’ arrested

4/7/14, No. 92  @Jaxonpool _______ News with Violent Crawley:  ‘Jonathan Swift’s Ghost’ arrested.  Police today arrested a local man operating under Continue reading →

Angela Corey to prosecute Keith Haring’s Ghost

3/24/14, No. 90  @Jaxonpool _______ Angela Corey to prosecute Keith Haring’s Ghost.  State prosecutor Angela Corey announced today she would bring Continue reading →

Dershowitz’s funeral

6/8/12, No. 42 @Jaxonpool _______ Dershowitz’s funeral:  I am learning a new language, Yiddish, so I thought I would practice Continue reading →

Emigrate to the off-world colony

3/9/12, No. 23 @Jaxonpool _______ Emigrate to the off-world colony:  Yesterday on First Coast Connect, Melissa Ross’s radio call-in program, Continue reading →

Send Angela Corey to the moon

2/2/12, No. 19 @Jaxonpool _______ Please pass this letter along to your columnist, Ron Littlepage: I am writing to complain Continue reading →

Angela Corey: Fetus faces death

1/7/12, No. 15 @Jaxonpool _______ Florida State Attorney Angela Corey, the infamous tough-on-crime prosecutor, announced today that she is charging Continue reading →

Angela Corey charges fetus with murder

12/2/11, No. 4 @Jaxonpool _______ I am so glad I voted for Angela Corey when she ran for Florida State Continue reading →