@Jaxonpool • The XX, Passenger, Dua Lipa • Sunday 01/08/17, 658 • Disclaimer

#putinista #putin #hackedelection #newconfederates #treason #makejaxweird #theXX #dualipa

LB_red%22Dear%22Putinista patriots. Now that we have turned to a hostile foreign power to aid us in taking over America, we of the Vince Foster Society (Who was Vince Foster?) are wrestling with the issue of what should be our official flag. For a while we debated whether it should be this one:


Flag of the past

However, we finally decided that the Confederate flag is dated. Its days are over. It belongs to the past.

We provisionally had adopted this one, the Gadsden Flag. It spoke to our belief in liberty (notice that the DONT lacks an apostrophe—freedom from punctuation speaks volumes about who we are):


Flag of the present

But now that the C.I.A., the F.B.I. and the National Security Agency have come out with their findings that President Vladimir Putin of Russia directed a vast cyberattack aimed at denying Hillary Clinton the presidency and installing Donald Trump in the Oval Office, we can come out into the open and reveal our true identity. No longer are we going to have to hide behind Confederate or TEA Party flags! No! Unashamedly we march out of the closet!

Free at last! Free at last! Thank God almighty! WE ARE FREE AT LAST to let our true colors fly:


The flag of the future!

Lemule Blogiver

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